Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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