She is in my trunk
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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