She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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