last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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