absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he thought i was a dude.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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