The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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