I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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