I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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