i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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