They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You made out with two different species that night
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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