I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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