He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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