oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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