Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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