come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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