i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just invented taco cereal.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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