i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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