Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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