why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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