Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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