Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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