Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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