C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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