Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
