i just google imaged poop.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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