I don't usually arrange sex via text message
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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