i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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