Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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