I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
