On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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