remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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