i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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