i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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