It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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