I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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