I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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