Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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