Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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