White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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