Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
