white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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