I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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