A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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