3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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