I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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