i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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