it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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