what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Someone signed my nipple.
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