Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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