her vagine was all disorganized.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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