Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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