D3 body, D1 cock
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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