after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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